Top 5 Professions that i would have liked to be in!!

I have ended up as an Operations and Supply Chain consultant!! But let me tell you what are the top 5 professions I would have loved to be in.

1. Rhythm guitarist and lead vocalist of a music band..money, fame, women..is there anything that these guys don't have!!( a successful one though :))
2. Cricket Commentator who gets to see all the India's matches free of cost from the press box, makes free foreign trips, gets the right to bash the cricketers and then gets paid for it!! (Harsha Bhogle..are you reading?)
3. A blabbering VJ who gets paid for all the nonsense he dishes out and also gets an opportunity to be surrounded with good looking chicks
4. Mallika Sherawat's body guard!! ( do i need to explain why)
5. born as an ameer baap ki not-so-bigdi aulaad so that i wouldn't be required to write such crap on such sadistic topics